I hate this house and its laundry room actually being the washer and dryer downstairs and in the garage.
I hate this house with its small kitchen that can only fit one small person at a time.
I hate this house with its light colored carpet that shows every stain that we have ever made and every stain made before we ever moved in.
I hate this house with its lack of counterspace in the kitchen so I can’t fit any of my appliances that I use on a regular basis.
I hate this house with three bedrooms and two and half baths, but NO linen closet.
I hate this house that didn’t come with a fridge so the one we had was given to us and it’s a piece of junk that freezes everything no matter how much we turn down the temperature and now all my lettuce is frozen again and ruined. Again.
I hate this house with no storage so we try to fit as much as we can in the garage but there’s not much room there either.
I hate this house with a small garage that barely fits our two vehicles making it so we have to back out of the garage just so passengers can get into the vehicle.
I hate this house with its strip of dirt that is somehow called a yard but isn’t actually something my kids can run and play in. Did I mention it’s dirt? Well, actually, with all this rain, it’s mud. Just mud.
I hate this house with no over the stove microwave so I have to have my own microwave on the counter, taking up more of the precious little counterspace I had in the first place.
I hate this house with a fan that turns on at regular intervals, regardless of whether or not we actually have and fan, heat or AC actually turned on.
I hate this house with its townhouse-like floorplan so everything is scrunched and stacked and you don’t have room to breathe.
I hate this house with its lack of a proper driveway so we can’t even park in the driveway or we get fined by the HOA.
I hate this house with its white doors and white banister that has barely one coat of paint and chips easily and shows every. single. fingerprint.
I hate this house with its lousy insulation so no matter what it’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter.
I hate this house and I’m not living in it past May. At all. I’m done.