Ahoy there, me hearties! Today be “Talk Like a Pirate Day“. Have some fun ye lubbers, or ye be walkin’ the plank to Davy Jones’ locker. (If ye be talkin’ like a pirate, I won’t be callin’ ye a lubber for long!) Shine ye boots and put on ye eye patch smartly… me hornpipe be ready for the entertainin’. I must go and find some booty for me crew, but I be around to chat with ye and compare pirate news. Today be a beauty of a day to be a pirate! Arrrrr!
(I don’t know how well I can keep this up today. We’ll see. hee hee hee)