Archive for January, 2006

Night Time Scary Stuff

My clock says it is 11:32 pm. Well, the clock here on the computer. The clock on the dresser says 11:40. Either way, it’s really late. I was just reading the comments on Fourth Fret’s post and it got me to thinking about all sorts of weird night time things.

I am still scared of the dark. Yes, I am 29 years old and scared of the dark (although I like to say that really I am scared of what’s in the dark!). I have this thing where once I turn off the light, I have to try and jump into my bed. I can’t step on the floor. I don’t know why. I’m afraid of something getting me, I guess. All I know is that the floor is scary once the light if off. If my bed is too far from the light switch, I run and leap into my bed, basically hitting the floor as little as possible. I have been doing this for as long as I can remember. A couple of years ago, I was visiting with my father and complaining about Aiden getting out of bed 5 gajillion times a night. He said, “Well, when you were little, I would turn off the light and then say there were spiders all over the floor and you would stay in bed.” AH-HA! Now I know why I’m afraid of the floor! My father damaged my psyche! How evil is that???

Do you remember as a kid going to slumber parties and playing dumb, supposedly scary games? Remember “Bloody Mary”? If you don’t, here’s a quick explaination. Apparantly, you stand in front of a mirror in the dark and say “Bloody Mary” something like 10 times. Some versions say you have to have a candle lit. I don’t really remember. Anyrate, after you have called her name, the mirror is supposed to turn all red and bloody like, and Bloody Mary herself is supposed to make a visit. I’m still so scared of that today that I can’t have a mirror in visible view of me at night. Ches got me a beautiful full-length mirror for my birthday, but once the lights go out, I can’t bear to look at it.

I, too, used to be afraid of intruders/murderers sneaking into my room at night. (All right, all right. I admit. I’m still scared of it.) I would face the wall and cover myself completely with the covers. When I awoke in the middle of the night, I was too afraid to turn over or make a sound for fear that someone was there. I always figured if I was still asleep (or if they thought I was), that nothing would happen to me.

On a lighter note, as my mom mentioned in FF’s comments, we had a “ghost” or whatever named Charlie in the family. However, Mom, I remember that he was “Charlie Monster”, so he wasn’t a ghost. I’m scared of haunted houses and I refuse to buy an old house someday for that reason. Oh, and before anyone tries to argue that my house might end up being built on top of an old Indian burial site or something… no! I’m going to do my research first. No ghosts for me. So as I was saying… Charlie was a monster, not a ghost. And he became quite real to us. I still remember on one of our moves looking out the back window of the station wagon and “seeing” Charlie Monster in his car following us to the new destination. Charlie Monster was very friendly, by the way. Vinnie, Lura, and I played with him all the time. He was our best friend.

So, that’s some of my night time scary stuff for you guys. Now my computer clock says 11:46, and I think Ches is trying to sleep, so I should turn off the computer. Even though I have sufficiently scared myself with memories that I don’t think I’ll be sleeping mcuh tonight. Good thing Ches is there! I use him for protection (Julia, he also snores so loud, I think he actually scares away any bad guys. Heh.)

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It’s Random Friday!

I just have lots of random things to say that don’t really go together, so I’m instituting Random Friday. If you would like to have your own Random Friday today, comment and link to yours so I can be sure to check it out. I love randomness!

1. I had a dream 2 nights ago that I was doing something with wood and paint (tole painting, I believe), and I ran my hand along the wood and got a splinter. Then Ches and Dallin woke me up because Ches had to go to school and Dallin was hungry. My finger that got the splinter in the dream still hurt. I felt the sting for a good half hour.

2. One of my favorite cereals is Post’s Shreddies. It reminds me of being a little kid (I think we ate it when we stayed with my grandfather in British Columbia because anytime I eat it I have memories that come flooding back). The only bad thing is… Shreddies is in Canada. You can’t get Shreddies in the States unless you order it from one of those places I mentioned a long time ago to buy Candadian chocolates. However, I have found a new cereal that is SO close to Shreddies, I really can’t tell a difference. Ches can, but he’s eaten more Shreddies in his life than I have. And he says it’s really, really close. Anyrate, it’s Multibran Chex. I was in Heaven! I love it! AND we get it on WIC. WOOT!

3. We went swimming Wednesday night for Annacy’s birthday. Annacy is Aiden’s little girlfriend. Aren’t they so cute? Anyrate, Aiden became a little fish in the water. He had so much fun. Now he wants to go swimming everyday. It was Dallin’s first time swimming. For about the first 45 minutes or so he just sat in his floatie, looking around with this expression of “what the heck is this place??” on his face. Then he really started to enjoy it. Because Open Swim didn’t start until 7:30 pm, the kids were really tired, and Dallin kep putting his face down, into his hands and resting on the front of the floatie. It was adorable. Did we get pictures? Of course not. We forgot the camera.

4. Chinchillas eat leaves. Aiden likes to throw this out there every so often, and I thought I’d join in.

5. They Might Be Giants “Here Come the ABC’s” is just about the best kids CD ever. I love it! Of course, Aiden loves it, too. His favorite song is “Rolling O”, which he calls the Monster Song, and I think my favorite song is “I Can’t Remember What D Is For”. It’s just funny. I can sing all of “The Alphabet of Nations” and the alphabet backwards now. Oh, and Aiden also loves “Go For G”. This is good stuff. (I know Dana agrees!)

6. I posted another assignment on the Poetry Reading, for those of you who are doing that.

7. When I was first married, Ches and I spent our first Thanksgiving in San Diego with Peter and Aunt Marisa. Aunt Marisa loves to spoil her nieces and nephews, so of course she took us shopping. She bought me these super sweet pajamas that are like long underwear. They are white with blue snowflakes and Winnie the Pooh in a sweater, scarf, and hat. I was so cold last night, so I wore them to bed (I haven’t worn these pajamas in a few years!!). I was pretty comfy all night. Yay!

8. Erica, I will check out that ice cream. I love Ben and Jerry’s, I love ice cream, I love chocolate. All together, it’s a great combination!

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Mmmmm, Kisses — The Chocolate Kind, That Is

It’s not that I don’t like “real” kisses. I do. I love to kiss my husband. I love to get kisses from my husband. I love to get kisses from my kids (even if they are slobbery, sticky kisses). I love kisses.

I also love chocolate (which I’m sure that you are all keenly aware of by now). Hershey’s Kisses are great. Of course, my favorite are the dark chocolate Kisses, followed closely by the mint Kisses that come out at Christmas time. I have tried the caramel Kisses (yummy), and think Hugs are some of the gretest little bits of chocolate on Earth.

Side note: Once, in between my first and second year of college, I was taking some courses and this really cute boy in the class gave me some chocolate. First he handed me a Kiss, then a Hug, then said, “Oh look! Now we’re making out!” I thought it was really funny at the time.

A week ago Aiden picked out a treat at Target. He picked up a package of what he called “colored chocolate chips.” They were Kissables, a new product of Hershey’s that is mini-Kisses covered in a thick, candy shell (and in different colors). They were pretty yummy!

Two days ago, while shopping at WalMart (mostly browsing as I waited for my medication to be refilled), I went down the Valentine’s Day candy aisle. I saw something else new. Strawberry-creme Hershey’s Kisses! I picked some up.

OH MY GOSH!!! If you like strawberry, you are going to LOVE this stuff!

So anyway, I also saw the peanut butter Kisses, and I’ll have to get those next time (Ches is going to really love those). I’ll get them when I get some more Strawberry-creme Kisses.

Oh, and I hate nuts of any kind, so I don’t like the almond Hugs. Just to let you know.

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Sooooooo Tired

I don’t really know what’s going on, but I’m just too tired to continue. I try so hard to get my chores done, to figure out something for dinner, to engage with the kids, but I’m just too tired.

I wish I could just get in bed, pull the covers over my head so it would be totally dark, and sleep. I want to sleep for forever. In a warm, comfy bed with the perfect amount of pillows, the perfect blanket, clean sheets, and the perfect temperature in my room so I won’t wake up with cold toes. I need pajamas that won’t twist around as I turn over, or have pant legs that don’t come up above my knees somehow in my sleep.

I am soooooo tired, I can’t think. But there’s too much to do today.

Ches started classes today. He left for school at 7 am and won’t be home until after 6 pm. I like having him around the house. I miss him already. But then again, at least he isn’t home, angry at me because the house is a pig sty.

Aiden is getting over being sick. He got up twice in the middle of the night last night. Once because he was coughing and he wanted a drink, and the second time because he had kicked his blanket off, and for some reason or another needs me to come into his room and put it back on him. He hasn’t figured out yet that he could probably do that himself.

Dallin also woke up twice to eat last night, but the first time wasn’t until after 4 am (I think), so it’s okay. He ate for a couple of minutes, then went right back to sleep. Funny thing is, he used to be our good sleeper. He’d go to bed at 8:30, sleep until 5 to eat for 10 minutes, then back to sleep until 7 or 7:30. I hope he gets back to that kind of a schedule soon.

Time to go run around town. I have to go to Wal Mart, the post office, the grocery store, and the dry cleaners. So much to do. But I’m just plain too tired! I want to park the kids in front of a movie and take a nap. Maybe after the errands. Okay, time to stop putting it off. Here I go.

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In One Hour…

…My house will still be a mess
…Aiden will still be running around with a basket on his head, pretending he’s either a storm trooper or a robot
…Dallin will be cold because he’s wearing no pants because he wiggles too much during and after a diaper change
…Ches’ migraine will probably still be there
…Nothing good will be on TV
…Even though we’ve all eaten, we’ll probably all be hungry again
…I will be yawning like crazy because I’m so tired
…I won’t care about anything because I’m going to a friend’s house BY MYSELF to scrapbook!

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Shame Faced

Well, I have to apologize for the previous post. It’s a fake. A funny fake, but a fake nonetheless. I got an email from my sister with this picture:

Yes, yes. This is very funny, too. I did laugh. But it’s not as funny when you’ve been thinking you’re spreading around something true and funny. Once I saw this, I knew Alyson was right when she said it must be doctored because the trees in Calgary couldn’t look like that in January (and it had to be in January because the challenge to read the Book of Mormon was to end at the end of the year). In my [weak] defense: the email we got stated specifically, “A church sign in Calgary”.

When I first looked at the last picture, I noticed the link www.churchsigngenerator.com at the top of the sign, but I assumed it was an actual sign company. This is what I get for assuming. The crazy thing is that in high school, I spent three years in the journalism class and one thing you’d think I learned was to always do the research before you publish anything. Heck, I used to want to BE a journalist (still think it’d be cool, but I never liked doing interviews. I wanted to be a columnist.), but went into music instead.

So anyrate, this Sign Generator site will make up signs for you, and they do have some actual funny church signs on the website, too, so if you want a good chuckle, go check it out.

And this is the last time I post something without checking my references. I hope.

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It’s No Secret

This is my 100th post. WOOT! I’ve been thinking so hard about doing something special for this post, but then this morning Ches received this email from his dad. It made me laugh so much, I just had to post it for you guys.

Yes, this is an actual church sign in Calgary!

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Confused

My head is getting that wierd, whooshy feeling again. Like when I haven’t been taking my Zoloft for 3 or more days in a row. But I have been taking it… every day, just like I’m supposed to even though my doctor is still AWOL and I have no insurance, so can’t really get a new doctor to write me a new prescription, and I can’t actually afford the prescription each month, but I can’t really NOT afford the prescription because then my head gets all whooshy and I think I’m going to pass out for a few seconds and I’m afraid of blowing up at my kids or my husband or my mom on the phone for no reason other than I saw a commercial for makeup and I got upset that I don’t have good skin to speak of, so I’ve been paying for it out of whatever extra cash we come up with that I would really rather use to pay off credit cards, but hey, at least we didn’t use any credit cards to buy *anything* for Christmas this year, so I won’t feel as stressed out about our debt as long as I don’t actually look at the statements and let Ches take care of it and i just try and keep it together here at home by doing laundry and picking up Star Wars toys 500 times a day which I would rather wait until the end of the day and just pick them up once but I’m kind of sick of stepping on them because they hurt when you step on them and besides, Aiden apparantly likes to have at least one Star Wars toy in every single room of the house just about anywhere you could look, including Ches’ sock drawer.

So anyway… my head is whooshy today and I don’t know why.

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Fat Man Walking

I saw this guy on the Today Show this morning. He calls himself the “Fat Man Walking”. His name is actually Steve Vaught. This guy used to be a Marine, and I don’t know what happened since then, but his weight topped out over 400 lbs. He decided enough was enough… it is time to do something. So he embarked on a cross-country walk. That’s right… a walk! He started in San Diego, CA and is headed to New York City. He walks for 6 or 7 hours every day, and I think they said he averages about 3 miles and hour. This morning, when Katie Couric was interviewing him, he was in Terre Haute, IN. He has lost about 90 lbs so far, and has changed his attitude towards life in general. I guess he has a lot of time to think! He used to think that the world pretty much sucked and people are mean and rude and stuff, but now he finds that he actually likes life and people. He doesn’t sweat the small stuff anymore.

I find this guy to be an inspiration… not just for walking and losing this weight, but this internal change he has made. I don’t think I’ll be walking across the country any time soon, but I will try to find time everyday to think and internalize what’s going on in the world around me. I want to make my life better, and change my attitude towards people in general. Thanks for the inspiration, Fat Man!

He has a website that I’m going to link under my favorites here. You should check it out.

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Death Day

I know, I know. You’re probably sooooo sick of these on my blog. I promise this is the last one (for a while). I’ll write some real posts later. Until then…

I am going to die at 74. When are you? Click here to find out!

And here I always thought I would die young. Hmpf.

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